He spent the weekend selling lambs and I mean he was in the middle of it all....showing them, shaking hands, talking to customers, whole deal. Here we go.
*Little Cowboy, The Boy from Texas, and I are out bottle feeding a lamb on Friday night.*
Little Cowboy: I'm going to name this lamb Tiffany because you're my favorite aunt.
Me: Well thanks, buddy!
Little Cowboys: The Boy from Texas, one day you can be my favorite uncle!
[Awkward silence.]
*Little Cowboy is describing some kid that was picking on him at school.*
Little Cowboy: Well Little Brother (my brother) said that if he got me in a headlock again, I could just punch him in the nuts.
Me: Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Little Cowboy: And I could do it too, he's tall, so his nuts are about right here [punches out in front of him].
Little Cowboy: I have a girlfriend in my class.
My mom: A girlfriend?!
Little Cowboy. Yea. Well, I was playing hard to get. Little Brother taught me that.
Little Cowboy to various buyers at the lamb sale who asked him how much a lamb cost: That's $1,000. Cash. Only cash.
*After showing sheep pretty much non-stop for two days*
Little Cowboy: We get to show MORE sheep?!? YES!!
*At the sale, I wrote the ear tag numbers of the lambs on an index card and handed them to Little Cowboy who then handed them to the auctioneer. I made a mistake and had to mark a few out.*
Little Cowboy to the Auctioneer: Tiff did this. I'm going to tell her not to let it happen again!
And lastly, I'll leave you with a picture of what sheep sale weekend did to the poor kid. This was him on the way home.
4 comments:
Love Little Cowboy. I think Little Brother might have his hands full.....if not now, I think a couple years should do it.
Haha he is so cute. The last one killed me.
He drives a hard bargain. $1000 cash only.
And yeah, Tiff...don't let that happen again. No mistakes!
-College Roomie
Little Cowboy cracks me up! Too cute!!
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