Whoever built the fence in my backyard, which fell down Saturday night due to too much wind and rain, is really not on my nice list. Not at all. (Of course, there are fences down all over town and most people had trees down too so I really shouldn't complain!)
Whoever said "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" was full of crap and obviously was not in a long distance relationship. Because it's hard. Really hard. And I miss that boyfriend of mine.
Whoever invented the triceps dip on a weight bench that my trainer tortures me with more often than I'd like is now on my list of people who I'd like to see fall off the face of the earth. I've never felt pain like that. I couldn't even wash my hair one day last week because it hurt too bad to lift my arms above my head. And then while complaining about this to College Roomie, I learned that her string-bean armed self somehow has Arnold-Schwartzeneger-type guns and can do 76 of those dips without stopping?? I did 3 set of 15 and literally almost cried. Holy crap--she's super human strong!
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| Compare our arm size...how is this possible?!? |
Whoever thought it was a good idea to give college aged girls a big SUV that Daddy paid for an a fancy cell phone they never put down clearly never drove on a college campus. Come on, girls. Get it together!
Whoever is responsible for OSU football sucking it up this year needs to be fired or flogged or something because this is just not acceptable. Let's catch the ball, make good passes, punt more than 14 yards, and for the love let's gain positive yards on a run! I'm headed to the land of orange this weekend for homecoming and I better not leave disappointed!
Whoever has not seen Friends and does not get my daily references to the show---such as last week when I said, "I don't know what on a break means, but it wasn't good for Ross and Rachel"---is seriously missing out on all things good.
Whoever decided that it was a good idea for offices to open at 8 in the morning should be punched in the face. Seriously, if I could get another hour of sleep every day I promise I would be more productive while I'm there. Pinky swear.
4 comments:
It is crazy to me that there are people who don't understand the significance of a break ala Friends. "We were on a BREAK."
And really tricep dips are the one thing I rock out pretty well in my workout routine.
Homecoming this weekend!! Augh!! You'll have so much fun. Go Pokes!
-College Roomie
Life's pretty tough, huh!?
Thank you for ranting.....maybe I'll have the courage to let 'er rip one of these days!
Oh goodness, I don't even want to try and to the tricep thing...I'd probably do 3 and end up crying because my arms are so weak! How the heck does she do over 70 of them?!
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