She Said....
Blonde Oklahoma Girl: A Michael Kors purse, a pink tool set (because you know I need to build things) and a hen for Rooster Cogburn.
Mrs. Arizona: The Breaking Bad dvd series.
Gonzaga Friend: A mamacoat (she's 7 months pregnant and cold, bless her heart!)
Miss Liv: These awesome boots and a Keruig (even on sale here) and this new watch.
Loud Oklahoma Girl: Atlanta Braves running shorts and new running shoes. (We are on a mission to get fit and to do the OKC half marathon again, so she's obviously gearing up well!)
ABJ's Mama: Cookie dough that makes me skinny. (Amen, sister. Amen!)
Almost Gypsy Soul: Cast iron skillet, electric blanket, and these super cute boots. (She lives in freaking Wyoming where it's been below zero for 10 days in a row. This girl needs warm things!)
My Mom: A cross. (She has a wall of probably 100 crosses...I swear she's going to pull the house down with this collection of hers!)
Cousin Mim: Steak knives/cutting knives (so I don't have to cut my meat with butter knives anymore), clothes, and stuff to craft with.
Miss Canada: These amazing boots and these even more amazing boots. (Her exact words were "I would probably agree to marriage in exchange for these...")
College Roomie: Fleece-lined leggings in every color.
Me: New luggage...something like this. Oh, and this awesome running shirt.
Hometown Friend: My favorite quote on my wrist as a stylish fashion piece, something to kick my butt into gear, a fun abstract way to remember everywhere I've lived, the latest in my eye shadow obsession that is naked palettes, this recipe box because I swear if my recipes were organized on beautiful cards I would cook more.
SoulMate Friend: These slippers.
Mrs. Hepburn: A letter from each of my children.
And last but not least, the winner of Tiffany's favorite gift request....Chicken Plucker.
Chicken Plucker: My total frivolous want is this awesome purse. My more practical want/need is 100 head of Simmental/Angus heifers. (Good gracious do I love my friends! Seriously, she wants cows for Christmas. Boom. That wins the contest.)
He Said....
Let me just tell you guys how many completely inappropriate emails I had to sift through to get this list. I mean, seriously, boys. Seriously. I'd share them with you all, but the Bible Belt mothers do read this blog.
Cousin Kevin: An enormous TV with a really good surround sound system, a tablet --iPad or something similar, one of those things that sits on the kitchen counter for hanging bananas. (Seriously? An iPad to a banana hanger?)
The Boy from Texas: A gun. (He fit in quite well at the Family Thanksgiving shoot out.)
Mr. Arizona: A new mountain bike.
Little Cowboy: Doctor toys, a iPod, a Frisbee.
McCain: Broncos hat and hoodie, watch, sunglasses, Starbucks gift card, coffee mug for office, books, The Economist
Little Brother: Camo for hunting, chaps for working, and new spur buckles. (Yep. We're a bunch of rednecks around here.)
Tuba Man: New ratchet straps for the car. Or a MacBook Pro. (To which his wife responded "yea right.")
Little Linebacker: "Cars with the eyes." Apparently he means toys from that movie Cars.
Cousin Kevin: An enormous TV with a really good surround sound system, a tablet --iPad or something similar, one of those things that sits on the kitchen counter for hanging bananas. (Seriously? An iPad to a banana hanger?)
The Boy from Texas: A gun. (He fit in quite well at the Family Thanksgiving shoot out.)
Mr. Arizona: A new mountain bike.
Little Cowboy: Doctor toys, a iPod, a Frisbee.
McCain: Broncos hat and hoodie, watch, sunglasses, Starbucks gift card, coffee mug for office, books, The Economist
Little Brother: Camo for hunting, chaps for working, and new spur buckles. (Yep. We're a bunch of rednecks around here.)
Tuba Man: New ratchet straps for the car. Or a MacBook Pro. (To which his wife responded "yea right.")
Little Linebacker: "Cars with the eyes." Apparently he means toys from that movie Cars.






5 comments:
Oh, geez...clearly, I have screwed up my Christmas shopping for you! Can we meet in Amarillo soon so I can fix things?
Your momma
I am loving that Little Cowboy wants doctor toys. I really, really hope that he gets them so we can hear all the hilarious things he says while performing fake surgery on people.
-College Roomie
I love that so many of the ladies want boots! I was asked last week how many hats I had....."we don't discuss that because it rivals my footwear collection", banana hanger and the economist....I'd take those too! lol
When I was a lawyer, I always wanted the extras: you know, a david yurman bracelet, a tory burch purse, National Championship ticksts, etc....all the stuff that I wouldn't buy myself (because I could afford my basics)
Now that I am temporarilly a poor clerk in DC, I asked for basics -- and requested that stuff was on sale (I'm no fool, I know mom sets a price limit haha!) -- I want blazers, pants, tights, flats and ladylike blouses. and a coat warm enough for DC.. Yep BORING :)
And yet, ill probably never be as grateful for my parents generosity as this year when I actually really need stuff!
I didn't know there was a contest... I think the cows would be the most expensive, although that was not my goal. Gotta spend money to make money! - Chicken Plucker
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