Viva Las Vegas #1: That's Going In The Book

"Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories." ~ An Affair to Remember

Well as y'all know, my family invaded Las Vegas last weekend for Little Brother's wedding.  I could tell right away we were going to have some hilarious quotes that I wanted to remember and to share with you all.  Luckily, I carry a little book in my purse and so when someone would say something funny, I would write it in the book.  After seeing me do this, it became something that everyone said after a funny comment..."that's going in the book!" 

I'm also linking up with Jamie for WILW....I'm loving these quotes! :)

So, without further adieu, I give you....The Book.

Little Cowboy (as we are walking down the strip):  "Hey Tiff?"
Me:  "Yea, buddy.  What's up?"
Little Cowboy:  "In this town, a lot of girls only wear panties."
Me:  *cricket chirp, cricket chirp* (thinking to myself, just keep walking, don't ask me any questions!)

Little Cowboy with Midget Elvis

Drunk Italian guy (standing by girl who was peeing in front of The Venecian):  "I so sorry."
Me:  "Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go."
Drunk Italian guy (pointing at me):  "I want to marry you!"

Random guy at Margaritaville (as my family walked by):  "Oh wow, look, a cowboy convention!"


The Cowboy Convention

Aunt Delta Dawn:  "Is prostitution legal here?  That's on my bucket list."
My Mom (in horror):  "To see one, or be one?"


Ski Trip John (some girl flashed him in the cab and one of our family friends said something about how that girl just did everything in the wrong order):  "Sometimes working backwards might be easier."

Aunt Delta Dawn (after spending the afternoon at margaritavaille while walking over a broken moving sidewalk at Caesar's Palace):  "This thing is not moving, correct?"

Margaritaville!

My Dad (after a super cute, 21 year old blonde in a tiny dress boards the plane):  "I'm sitting by her."

Ski Trip Jerry (talking about his wife):  "She's not as proud of that whiskey as I am."

Aunt Delta Dawn (while watching my mom shop for clothes literally two steps from exiting the airplane):  "Well, better here than at a morturary."  Because my mom seriously asked the funeral home if the clothing on the rack was for sale while planning my grandma's funeral.

My Mom and Little Cowboy

Moomoos (when asked if she was going to bet on the Derby):  "I'm just not feeling that lucky today."  Mind you, this was her wedding day.

Me (taking a boutineer laying on the table at the reception and throwing it into Miss Little's lap):  "Hey, Miss Little caught to bouquet!  Yay!"

Miss Little and Cousin Kevin

Aunt Delta Dawn (after I told her to check out the plane drink menu because I had free drink tickets): "You mean this plane doesn't serve margaritas?"

My Mom (after Aunt Delta Dawn made her throw away her lighter before going through airport security): "It was just one lighter." Yes....it's the NUMBER of them on a plane that causes concern.

Soldier Cousin (to our adorable family friend Little Hepburn):  "I think you're about the least redneck one here."  Not saying much....

Soldier Cousin and Little Hepburn

Uncle Evil Kenieval:  "Nothing like a woman to shut the fun down."

Dr. Kyra, mother to Ski Trip John: "That woman's breast is bigger than John's head."



The Bride, Groom and Little Cowboy with Ski Trip John, Jerry and Dr. Kyra

Little Cowboy (walking through the M&M Store):  "This is like too much good.  Too much."

Aunt Tiff and Little Cowboy at the M&M Store

Mrs. Hepburn:  "Don't count your money when your chickens are dead."  (She was trying to get the don't count your chickens until they hatch quote out).

 The Hepburns on the left and Ski Trip Jerry, John and Dr. Kyra on the right

Uncle Black Belt (trying to get situated on the plane):  "I'm being molested by a seatbelt!"

Cousin Conductor (referring to his yardstick long drink that he brought to the wedding):  "This is my plus one"

Cousin Conductor and his date

Random girl at Peppermill Diner at 3:00 am:  "They were here because I sat on them ******."  Turns out she was referring to her lost shoes and not to actual people.

Cousin Conductor (when his mom walked off and left his drink unattended):  "You can't leave a drink unattended, Mom!  I could have gotten rufied.  If I end up pregnant, this is all on you."

Ski Trip John: "Vegas is dirty. Every night I feel like I just need to go home and wash the sin off of me."

Stay tuned tomorrow when we'll start our day by day recaps!