And do you know what?

"We shouldn't feel the need to apologize for depriving other people of the fairy tale." ~ Better Single Than Sorry

I'm really not this jaded, so nobody worry about me! I relly do plan on getting married, so keep an eye out for my Mr. Right! However, I think this is funny! :)

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"

And do you know what?

The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, kissed whomever she pleased, in fact, did whatever the heck she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved lots of money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched baseball, never wore fricken lacy lingerie, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted whenever she pleased.

THE END!!